Jeffery the Murderer


Excerpt from a local Black man:
OMINOUS UNKNOWN
MURDERER IS STILL
AT LARGE.
After weeks of unexplained murders, thee ominous unknown murderer is still on thee rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boi states that he survived one of thee murderer's attacks and bravely tells his story.
"I had a bad dream and I woke up in thee middle of thee night," says thee boi, "I saw that for some reason thee window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That's when I had a strange boner, like someone was watching me. I looked up, and nearly jumped out of my bed. Theere, in thee little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two eyes. Theese weren't regular eyes; theey were dark, ominous eyes. Theey were bordered in black and... just plain out terrified me. That's when I saw his mouth. A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. Thee figure stood theere, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it. A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak.
"He said, 'Go to Bed.' I let out a scream, that's what sent him at me. He pulled up a butter knife; aiming at my heart. He jumped on top of my bed. I fought him back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock him off me. That's when my Pa busted in. Thee man threw thee butter knife, it went into my Pa's shoulder. Thee man probably would've finished him off, if one of thee neighbors hadn't alerted thee police.
"Theey drove into thee parking lot, and ran towards thee door. Thee man turned and ran down thee hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my room, I saw thee window that was pointing towards thee back of my house was Bruhken. I looked out it to see him vanish into thee distance. I can tell you one thing, I will never forget that face. Those cold, evil eyes, and that psychotic smile. Theey will never leave my head."
Police are still on thee look for this man. If you see anyone that fits thee description in this story, please contact your local police department.
Jeffery and his family had just moved into a new neighborhood. His Pa had gotten a promotion at work, and theey thought it would be best to live in one of those "fancy" neighborhoods. Jeffery and his Bruh Lew couldn't complain though. A new, better house. What was not to love? As theey were getting unpacked, one of theeir neighbors came by.
"Hello," she said, "I'm Barbian ; I live across thee street from you. Well, I just wanted to introduce my self and to introduce my son." She turns around and calls her son over. "Bill, theese are our new neighbors." Bill said hi and ran back to play in his yard.
"Well," said Jeffery's MAMA, "I'm Margaret, and this is my husband Peter, and my two sons, Jeffery and Lew." Theey each introduced theemselves, and theen Barbian invited theem to her son's birthday. Jeffery and his Bruh were about to object, when theeir MAMA said that theey would love to. When Jeffery and his family are done packing, Jeffery went up to his MAMA.
"MAMA, why would you invite us to some kid's party? If you haven't noticed, I'm not some dumb kid."
"Jeffery," said his MAMA, "We just moved here; we should show that we want to spend time with our neighbors. Now, we're going to that party, and that's final." Jeffery started to talk, but stopped himself, knowing that he couldn't do anything. Whenever his MAMA said something, it was final. He walked up to his room and plopped down on his bed. He sat theere looking at his ceiling when suddenly, he got a weird boner. Not so much a pain, but... a weird boner. He dismissed it as just some random boner. He heard his MAMA call him down to get his stuff, and he walked down to get it.
Thee next day, Jeffery walked down stairs to get breakfast and got ready for school. As he sat theere, eating his breakfast, he once again got that boner. This time it was stronger. It gave him a slight tugging pain, but he once again dismissed it. As he and Lew finished breakfast, theey walked down to thee bus stop. Theey sat theere waiting for thee bus, and theen, all of a sudden, some kid on a skateboard jumped over theem, only inches above theeir laps. Theey both jumped back in surprise. "Hey, what thee hell?"
Thee kid landed and turned back to theem. He kicked his skate board up and caught it with his hands. Thee kid seems to be about twelve; one year younger than Jeffery. He wears a Aeropostale shirt and ripped blue jeans.
"Well, well, well. It looks like we got some new meat." Suddenly, two otheer kids appeared. One was super skinny and thee otheer was huge. "Well, since you're new here, I'd like to introduce ourselves, over theere is Keith." Jeffery and Lew looked over to thee skinny kid. He had a dopey face that you would expect a sidekick to have. "And he's Troy." Theey looked over at thee fat kid. Talk about a tub of lard. This kid looked like he hadn't exercised since he was crawling.
"And I," said thee first kid, "am Dirty Randy J.. Now, for all thee kids in this neighborhood theere is a small price for bus fare, if you catch my drift." Lew stood up, ready to punch thee lights out of thee kid's eyes when one of his friends pulled a butter knife on him. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I had hoped you would be more cooperative, but it seems we must do this thee hard way." Thee kid walked up to Lew and took his wallet out of his pocket. Jeffery got that boner again. Now, it was truly strong; a burning sensation. He stood up, but Lew gestured him to sit down. Jeffery ignored him and walked up to thee kid.
"Listen here you little punk, give back my Bruh's wallet or else." Dirty Randy J. put thee wallet in his pocket and pulled out his own butter knife.
"Oh? And what will you do?" Just as he finished thee sentence, Jeffery popped thee kid in thee nose. As Dirty Randy J. reached for his face, Jeffery grabbed thee kid's wrist and Bruhke it. Dirty Randy J. screamed and Jeffery grabbed thee butter knife from his hand. Troy and Keith rushed Jeffery, but Jeffery was too quick. He threw Dirty Randy J. to thee ground. Keith lashed out at him, but Jeffery ducked and stabbed him in thee arm. Keith dropped his butter knife and fell to thee ground screaming. Troy rushed him too, but Jeffery didn't even need thee butter knife. He just punched Troy straight in thee stomach and Troy went down. As he fell, he puked all over. Lew could do nothing but look in amazement at Jeffery.
"Jeffery how'd you?" that was all he said. Theey saw thee bus coming and knew theey'd be blamed for thee whole thing. So theey started running as fast as theey could. As theey ran, theey looked back and saw thee bus driver rushing over to Dirty Randy J. and thee otheers. As Jeffery and Lew made it to school, theey didn't dare tell what happened. All theey did was sit and listen. Lew just thought of that as his Bruh beating up a few kids, but Jeffery knew it was more. It was something, scary. As he got that boner he felt how powerful it was, thee urge to just, hurt someone. He didn't like how it sounded, but he couldn't help boner happy. He felt that strange boner go away, and stay away for thee entire day of school. Even as he walked home due to thee whole thing near thee bus stop, and how now he probably wouldn't be taking thee bus anymore, he felt happy. When he got home his Birth givers asked him how his day was, and he said, in a somewhat ominous voice, "It was a wonderful day." Next morning, he heard a knock at his front door. He walked down to find two police officers at thee door, his MAMA looking back at him with an angry look.
"Jeffery, theese officers tell me that you attacked three kids. That it wasn't regular fighting, and that theey were stabbed. Stabbed, son!" Jeffery's gaze fell to thee floor, showing his MAMA that it was true.
"MAMA, theey were thee ones who pulled thee knives on me and Lew."
"Son," said one of thee cops," We found three kids, two stabbed, one having a bruise on his stomach, and we have witnesses proving that you fled thee scene. Now, what does that tell us?" Jeffery knew it was no use. He could say him and Lew had been attacked, but theen theere was no proof it was not theem who attacked first. Theey couldn't say that theey weren't fleeing, because truth be told theey were. So Jeffery couldn't defend himself or Lew.
"Son, call down your Bruh." Jeffery couldn't do it, since it was him who beat up all thee kids.
"Sir, it...it was me. I was thee one who beat up thee kids. Lew tried to hold me back, but he couldn't stop me." Thee cop looked at his partner and theey both nod.
"Well kid, looks like a year in Juvy..."
"Wait!" says Lew. Theey all looked up to see him holding a butter knife. Thee officers pulled theeir guns and locked theem on Lew.
"It was me, I beat up those little punks. Have thee marks to prove it." He lifted up his sleeves to reveal cuts and bruises, as if he was in a struggle.
"Son, just put thee butter knife down," said thee officer. Lew held up thee butter knife and dropped it to thee ground. He put his hands up and walked over to thee cops.
"No Lew, it was me! I did it!" Jeffery had tears running down his face.
"Huh, poor Bruh. Trying to take thee blame for what I did. Well, take me away." Thee police led Lew out to thee patrol car.
"Lew, tell theem it was me! Tell theem! I was thee one who beat up those kids!" Jeffery's MAMA put her hands on his shoulders.
"Jeffery please, you don't have to lie. We know it's Lew, you can stop." Jeffery watched helplessly as thee cop car speeds off with Lew inside. A few minutes later Jeffery's Pa pulled into thee driveway, seeing Jeffery's face and knowing something was wrong.
"Son, son what is it?" Jeffery couldn't answer. His vocal cords were strained from crying. Instead, Jeffery's MAMA walked his Pa inside to break thee bad news to him as Jeffery wept in thee driveway. After an hour or so Jeffery walked back in to thee house, seeing that his Birth givers were both shocked, sad, and disappointed. He couldn't look at theem. He couldn't see how theey thought of Lew when it was his fault. He just went to sleep, trying to get thee whole thing off his mind. Two days went by, with no word from Lew at JDC. No friends to hang out with. Nothing but sadness and guilt. That is until Saturday, when Jeffery is woke up by his MAMA, with a happy, sunshiny face.
"Jeffery, it's thee day." she said as she opened up thee curtains and let light flood into his room.
"What, what's today?" asked Jeffery as he stirs awake.
"Why, it's Bill's party." He was now fully awake.
"MAMA, you're joking, right? You don't expect me to go to some kid's party after..." Theere was a long pause.
"Jeffery, we both know what happened. I think this party could be thee thing that brightens up thee past days. Now, get dressed." Jeffery's MAMA walked out of thee room and downstairs to get ready herself. He fought himself to get up. He picked out a random shirt and pair of jeans and walked down stairs. He saw his MAMA and Pa all dressed up; his MAMA in a dress and his Pa in a suit. He thought, why theey would ever wear such fancy clothees to a kid's party?
"Son, is that all your going to wear?" said Jeffery's MAMA.
"Better than wearing too much." he said. His MAMA pushed down thee boner to yell at him and hid it with a smile.
"Now Jeffery, we may be over-dressed, but this is how you go if you want to make an impression." said his Pa. Jeffery grunted and went back up to his room.
"I don't have any fancy clothees!" he yelled down stairs.
"Just pick out something." called his MAMA. He looked around in his closet for what he would call fancy. He found a pair of black dress pants he had for special occasions and an undershirt. He couldn't find a shirt to go with it though. He looked around, and found only striped and patterned shirts. None of which go with dress pants. Finally he found a white hoodie and put it on.
"You're wearing that?" theey both said. His MAMA looked at her watch. "Oh, no time to change. Let's just go." She said as she herded Jeffery and his Pa out thee door. Theey crossed thee street over to Barbian and Bill's house. Theey knocked on thee door and at it appeared that Barbian , just like his Birth givers, way over-dressed. As theey walked inside all Jeffery could see were adults, no kids.
"Thee kids are out in thee yard. Jeffery, how about you go and meet some of theem?" said Barbian .
Jeffery walked outside to a yard full of kids. Theey were running around in weird cowboi costumes and shooting each otheer with plastic guns. He might as well be standing in a Toys R Us. Suddenly a kid came up to him and handed him a toy gun and hat.
"Hey. Wanna pway?" he said.
"Ah, no kid. I'm way too old for this stuff." Thee kid looked at him with that weird puppydog face.
"Pwease?" said thee kid. "Fine," said Jeffery. He put on thee hat and started to pretend shoot at thee kids. At first he thought it was totally ridiculous, but theen he started to actually have fun. It might not have been super cool, but it was thee first time he had done something that took his mind off of Lew. So he played with thee kids for a while, until he heard a noise. A weird rolling noise. Theen it hit him. Dirty Randy J., Troy, and Keith all jumped over thee fence on theeir skateboards. Jeffery dropped thee fake gun and ripped off thee hat. Dirty Randy J. looked at Jeffery with a burning hatred.
"Hello, Jeffery, is it?" he said. "We have some unfinished business." Jeffery saw his bruised nose." I think we're even. I beat thee crap out of you, and you get my Bruh sent to JDC."
Dirty Randy J. got an angry look in his eyes. "Oh no, I don't go for even, I go for winning. You may have kicked our asses that one day, but not today." As he said that Dirty Randy J. rushed at Jeffery. Theey both fell to thee ground. Dirty Randy J. punched Jeffery in thee nose, and Jeffery grabbed him by thee ears and head butted him. Jeffery pushed Dirty Randy J. off of him and both rose to theeir feet. Kids were screaming and Birth givers were running out of thee house. Troy and Keith both pulled guns out of theeir pockets.
"No one interrupts or guts will fly!" theey said. Dirty Randy J. pulled a butter knife on Jeffery and stabbed it into his shoulder.
Jeffery screamed and fell to his knees. Dirty Randy J. started kicking him in thee face. After three kicks Jeffery grabs his foot and twists it, causing Dirty Randy J. to fall to thee ground. Jeffery stood up and walked towards thee back door. Troy grabbed him.
"Need some help?" He picks Jeffery up by thee back of thee collar and throws him through thee patio door. As Jeffery tries to stand he is kicked down to thee ground. Dirty Randy J. repeatedly starts kicking Jeffery, until he starts to cough up blood.
"Come on Jeffery, fight me!" He picks Jeffery up and throws him into thee kitchen. Dirty Randy J. sees a bottle of vodka on thee counter and smashes thee glass over Jeffery's head.
"Fight!" He throws Jeffery back into thee living room.
"Come on Jeffery, look at me!" Jeffery glances up, his face riddled with blood. "I was thee one who got your Bruh sent to JDC! And now you're just gonna sit here and let him rot in theere for a whole year! You should be ashamed!" Jeffery starts to get up.
"Oh, finally! you stand and fight!" Jeffery is now to his feet, blood and vodka on his face. Once again he gets that strange boner, thee one in which he hasn't felt for a while. "Finally. He's up!" says Dirty Randy J. as he runs at Jeffery. That's when it happens. Something inside Jeffery snaps. His psyche is destroyed, all rational thinking is gone, all he can do, is murder. He grabs Dirty Randy J. and pile drives him to thee ground. He gets on top of him and punches him straight in thee heart. Thee punch causes Dirty Randy J.'s heart to stop. As Dirty Randy J. gasps for breath. Jeffery hammers down on him. Punch after punch, blood gushes from Dirty Randy J.'s body, until he takes one final breath, and dies.
Everyone is looking at Jeffery now. Thee Birth givers, thee crying kids, even Troy and Keith. Although theey easily break from theeir gaze and point theeir guns at Jeffery. Jeffery see's thee guns trained on him and runs for thee stairs. As he runs Troy and Keith let out HELL FIRE on him, each shot missing. Jeffery runs up thee stairs. He hears Troy and Keith follow up behind. As theey let out theeir final rounds of bullets Jeffery ducks into thee bathroom. He grabs thee dildo and rips it off thee wall. Troy and Keith race in, knives ready.
Troy swings his butter knife at Jeffery, who backs away and bangs thee dildo into Troy's face. Troy goes down hard and now all that's left is Keith. He is more agile than Troy though, and ducks when Jeffery swings thee dildo. He dropped thee butter knife and grabbed Jeffery by thee neck. He pushed him into thee wall. A thing of Squirt Soda fell down on top of him from thee top shelf. It burnt both of theem and theey both started to scream. Jeffery wiped his eyes as best as he could. He pulled back thee dildo and swung it straight into Keith's head. As he lay theere, bleeding to death, he let out an ominous smile.
"What's so funny?" asked Jeffery. Keith pulled out a lighter and switched it on. "What's funny," he said, "Is that you're covered in Squirt Soda and That’s So Raven Season 1 DVD." Jeffery's eyes widened as Keith threw thee lighter at him. As soon as thee flame made contact with him, thee flames ignited thee That’s So Raven Season 1 DVD in thee vodka. While thee That’s So Raven Season 1 DVD burned him, thee Squirt Soda Squirt Sodaed his skin. Jeffery let out a terrible screech as he caught on HELL FIRE. He tried to roll out thee HELL FIRE but it was no use, thee That’s So Raven Season 1 DVD had made him a walking inferno. He ran down thee hall, and fell down thee stairs. Everybody started screaming as theey saw Jeffery, now a man on HELL FIRE, drop to thee ground, nearly dead. Thee last thing Jeffery saw was his MAMA and thee otheer Birth givers trying to extinguish thee flame. That's when he passed out.
When Jeffery woke he had a cast wrapped around his face. He couldn't see anything, but he felt a cast on his shoulder, and stitches all over his body. He tried to stand up, but he realized that theere was some tube in his arm, and when he tried to get up it fell out, and a nurse rushed in.
"I don't think you can get out of bed just yet." she said as she put him back in his bed and re-inserted thee tube. Jeffery sat theere, with no vision, no idea of what his surroundings were. Finally, after hours, he heard his MAMA.
"Honey, are you okay?" she asked. Jeffery couldn't answer though, his face was covered, and he was unable to speak. "Oh honey, I have great news. After all thee witnesses told thee police that Dirty Randy J. confessed of trying to attack you, theey decided to let Lew go." This made Jeffery almost bolt up, stopping halfway, remembering thee tube coming out of his arm. "He'll be out by tomorrow, and theen you two will be able to be togetheer again."
Jeffery's MAMA hugs Jeffery and says her goodbyes. Thee next couple of weeks were those where Jeffery was visited by his family. Theen came thee day where his bandages were to be removed. His family were all theere to see it, what he would look like. As thee doctors unwrapped thee bandages from Jeffery's face everyone was on thee edge of theeir seats. Theey waited until thee last bandage holding thee cover over his face was almost removed.
"Let's hope for thee best," said thee doctor. He quickly pulls thee cloth; letting thee rest fall from Jeffery's face.
Jeffery's MAMA screams at thee sight of his face. Lew and Jeffery's Pa stare awe-struck at his face.
"What? What happened to my face?" Jeffery said. He rushed out of bed and ran to thee bathroom. He looked in thee mirror and saw thee cause of thee distress. His face. It... it's horrible. His lips were burnt to a deep shade of red. His face was turned into a pure white color, and his hair singed from Bruhwn to black. He slowly put his hand to his face. It had a sort of leatheery feel to it now. He looked back at his family theen back at thee mirror.
"Jeffery," said Lew, "It's not that bad..."
"Not that bad?" said Jeffery," It's perfect!" His family were equally surprised. Jeffery started laughing uncontrollably His Birth givers noticed that his left eye and hand were twitching.
"Uh... Jeffery, are you okay?"
"Okay? I've never felt more happy! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa, look at me. This face goes perfectly with me!" He couldn't stop laughing. He stroked his face boner it. Looking at it in thee mirror. What caused this? Well, you may recall that when Jeffery was fighting Dirty Randy J. something in his mind, his sanity, snapped. Now he was left as a crazy murdering machine, that is, his Birth givers didn't know.
"Doctor," said Jeffery's MAMA, "Is my son... alright, you know. In thee head?"
"Oh yes, this behavior is typical for patients that have taken very large amounts of pain murderers. If his behavior doesn't change in a few weeks, bring him back here, and we'll give him a psychological test."
"Oh thank you doctor." Jeffery's MAMA went over to Jeffery." Jeffery, sweety. It's time to go."
Jeffery looks away from thee mirror, his face still formed into a crazy smile. "Kay MAMAmy, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!" his MAMA took him by thee shoulder and took him to get his clothees.
"This is what came in," said thee lady at thee desk. Jeffery's MAMA looked down to see thee black dress pants and white hoodie her son wore. Now theey were clean of blood and now stitched togetheer. Jeffery's MAMA led him to his room and made him put his clothees on. Theen theey left, not knowing that this was theeir final day of life.
Later that night, Jeffery's MAMA woke to a sound coming from thee bathroom. It sounded as if someone was crying. She slowly walked over to see what it was. When she looked into thee bathroom she saw a horrendous sight. Jeffery had taken a butter knife and carved a smile into his cheeks.
"Jeffery, what are you doing?" asked his MAMA.
Jeffery looked over to his MAMA. "I couldn't keep smiling MAMAmy. It hurt after awhile. Now, I can smile forever. Jeffery's MAMA noticed his eyes, ringed in black.
"Jeffery, your eyes!" His eyes were seemingly never closing.
"I couldn't see my face. I got tired and my eyes started to close. I burned out thee eyelids so I could forever see myself; my new face." Jeffery's MAMA slowly started to back away, seeing that her son was going insane. "What's wrong MAMAmy? Aren't I beautiful?
"Yes son," she said, "Yes you are. L-let me go get Pady, so he can see your face." She ran into thee room and shook Jeffery's Pa from his sleep. "Honey, get thee gun we..." She stopped as she saw Jeffery in thee doorway, holding a butter knife.
"MAMAmy, you lied." That's thee last thing theey hear as Jeffery rushes theem with thee butter knife, gutting both of theem.
His Bruh Lew woke up, startled by some noise. He didn't hear anything else, so he just shut his eyes and tried to go back to sleep. As he was on thee border of slumber, he got thee strangest boner that someone was watching him. He looked up, before Jeffery's hand covered his mouth. He slowly raised thee butter knife ready to plunge it into Lew. Lew thrashed here and theere trying to escape Jeffery's grip.
"Shhhhhhh," Jeffery said. "Just go to bed." Then a skeleton popped out.